Dang It

October 24, 2008 at 5:49 pm | Posted in devil, fantasy, kiwi people, language, new stuff, orange, procrastination, random things, slacker, stories, Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Dang. I am the craziest person in the known universe. I started another story. ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it??? That just adds to the gigantic stack of stories that are not finished! I HATE MY IMAGINATION!!!

Not really. But still. I think my imagination is in overdrive recently. I’ve been spaced all week.

New Post

October 22, 2008 at 7:10 pm | Posted in clay, dragons, kiwi people, Music', photography, random things | Leave a comment

Well! I am supposed to Post new clay dragon(s), Musik for the PiPod, and regular stuff. First problem:I only have like two new dragons, and I haven’t taken pictures of either. Second problem: my music files are in m4a form, and they have to be in mp3 form if i want them to be in a post. Third problem: I don’t know how to convert the m4a files to mp3 files. so, you see, this is problematic.

Oh Yeah! Pi posted!!!!!!!! Twice! its like a record or something! if you would like to read her two amazing posts, go here. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah…

Well, uh, you know…

June 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Posted in colors, deleting, experiments, food, friends, kiwi, kiwi people, language, new stuff, people, pie, procrastination, random things, slacker, sleep | Leave a comment

You know, when you stop posting, people stop coming. Not that they dont stop coming anyway. Well i mean, SOME people stop coming altogether without any warning or reason or foresight or ANYTHING, and if they have a blog, then they stop posting and you know, once they stop leaving comments, then its almost not worth anything to blog anymore. cuz you don’t know if anyone is reading. and then you get this crap junk comments that you have to delete, like “car insurance” and “Free poker” and “online casino.”

what kind of life is that?

but it’s okay, because some people still come, even though they havent left comments…*cough*pi*cough*

well then. uh. i mean, um, you know…

jahh!!!!!!! blogging is a frusturating profession, you know that? you’ve got to think of something to say while keeping the reader’s attention and putting it into words and keeping it worthwhile and convincing and texting and making dragons and eating kiwis and maybe sometimes even eating pie!!! can you imagine?! AND, if you are a writer like me and you have to write in dialect, pretty soon you start blogging or talking in that dialect! remember how i said ‘you know that?’ well the other day i left a comment on pi’s blog that said “you’d best do this!!!” pretty soon I’m going to start saying, “you’re a right fool!” and people are going to look at me funny! :(

anyway.

people with blogs, POST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!! you will lose people’s interest! I KNOW! I have experienced it both ways! this means you out there! Yeah, you with the ice cream! *cough*pi*cough* no i’m not implying anything… :P

*part viii*

June 11, 2008 at 3:17 pm | Posted in colors, random things, stories | Leave a comment

That’s weird… it turned white…

 

 

 

 

Aliastra who was sleeping a few yards away ran over to Jasper, who was entering a strange state. He could see a place and he could see someone, but he knew it wasn’t where he really was.

He was sitting at a scrubbed wooden table and he was sitting next to a woman. Her brown hair was set in a bun and braid ran all the way around her head. She was wearing a brown checked dress and a clean white apron. Jasper knew it was his mother.

“Jasper?” she asked.

“Yeah?” Jasper muttered.

“I don’t think you should be here yet,” she told him, “hold on to it.”

“What?” Jasper asked.

“Keep a hold of your life, it’s not time for you to cross the sea yet.” She explained, in an echoic voice.

“What? I don’t understand.” Jasper told her.

“You’re not dead yet,” she told him, and smiled, but then Jasper landed back on earth and all the pain returned.

He could feel in a strange state of semi-consciousness blood pouring from his neck, nose, and chest. He didn’t open his eyes until Aliastra opened them for him, but as soon as he saw all of the blood he passed out.

Justin stared into the lids of Jasper’s eyes. He looked pretty bad. Totally covered on blood.

“How far to the next city?” he asked Aliastra.

She looked worried, “If I start right now, I can get him there by noon tomorrow, but we’ll go faster with just two. You can take Jasper’s horse and you and Slagen will just meet us there, okay?”

She pulled Jasper’s limb body up on to her horse and kicked it. It ran off at a fast gallop. Justin had not noticed Slagen standing right behind him, until Slagen yawned, “Come on, let’s clear this corpse out of here and find a different spot to camp.”

Justin nodded, and together, they moved the dead wildcat.

They moved down in the woods more, near the edge of the road. Justin was so tired he couldn’t fain sleep. He was asleep as soon as his head hit the ground.

And there was Chomanix. She was back to her brown dress and emerald belt. She looked paler and thinner then when he last saw her. Justin finally, for what seemed like the first time in months, found his voice.

“Um, can you hear me?” he asked.

She nodded.

“What do you want? What is this place?” Justin asked.

She picked up a stick and started writing in the dirt.

You are the only person who can save us now because you have the knife that will allow you to enter into my world. You are having these dreams because I asked the knife to be sent home because I knew that the king would come with it. The true king is the only thing that will save our people. We are being ruled by a man who acts like he is good, but in truth, he is evil. The only way to over throw him would be to bring our rightful king back and that is you. May I asked you name?
           
“It’s Justin Eelie,” he told her, “Your name is Chomanix?”
            She nodded.

I hope I shall see you soon Justin, but it is hard to say, for I fear that you have a long and troublesome road ahead of you. Please do not die.

Justin chucked, “I’ll try not to, but I don’t really want to.”

She smiled, and wrote, I’m sorry but this is all the time I have, so farewell, Justin Eelie, until tomorrow night!

Justin didn’t bother to open his eyes, instead he let himself be lulled back into real dreams of nonsense and confusion.

The sunrise woke Justin in the morning. He didn’t even bother with food, he had to get going so they could reach Jasper and Aliastra in time.

It took much longer for Slagen to get up and he was extremely grumpy when Justin told him they were going to skip breakfast, and he got even grumpier when Justin started to ride off without him, but then of course, he had to follow him.

Justin’s horse bounced along the potholed, twisting, turning, and bending road. Slagen’s horse finally caught up to Justin. They road across the wild country side. Justin thought hard. If Jasper would have been attacked at about midnight last night, and they could reach the city by noon, then it would take them about twelve hours, give or take an hour.

They stopped for nothing, even though Justin was getting dehydrated and Slagen’s stomach’s growls were gradually getting louder. By about four o’clock in the afternoon they arrived at the next city, Appwerkzeug.

            Justin’s heart was pounding in his chest and his stomach was tentatively fluttering. The guard let Slagen in, who had managed to pass Justin off as is servant.

            This city was dirty and strangely quiet. The cobblestones were cracked and the decrepit buildings that lined the streets looked strangely empty.   

            Justin didn’t like this city. It gave him a very bad feeling, like something was about to pop out and kill him.

            After tramping through the city for about an hour they finally saw Aliastra’s horse. It was tethered outside a white building that said, ‘Doctor.’

            Slagen eased the door open very carefully. It looked a bit like a small hospital. There were a few rows if empty beds, several tall white cabinets, and an operating table. Aliastra was sitting next to a bed, biting her lip.

            Justin raced over and looked at Jasper. His neck was bandaged and his face was free of blood. He was extremely pale, but he was snoring softly.

            “He’s not dead!” Justin breathed.

            Aliastra nodded, “Doctor says he’ll let him go day after tomorrow.”

            Aliastra and Slagen exchanged a nervous glance.

            “Are we staying here tonight?” Justin asked, looking up from Jasper’s pale face.

            Aliastra nodded, “Doctor said he’s got enough room.”

            Justin yawned, “I’m going to go to sleep, I’m pretty tired.”

            Aliastra nodded, “Yeah, we should all get some rest.”

            The three each chose a bed and changed into their pajamas. Aliastra was exhausted. After a whole day straight of riding accompanied by several long hours of worrying, she gratefully went to sleep.

            By the time it was midnight she was awake again. Something was not right. She could hear voices coming from the front door, and banging. She smelled smoke and saw flickers of fire. It looked like Justin’s entrance into the city had not gone unnoticed.  

            The old doctor sidled over the door and half yelled half whispered to the crowed of at least thirty people outside, “Okay, I’ve the little bugar Justin here. He doesn’t know I recognized him, and I’ve got three of his friends too-“
            Aliastra did wait to here anymore. She quietly got out of bed and swiftly walked down two beds, where Justin was sleeping. She gently placed her cupped hand around Justin’s mouth. He woke with a start.

            “Shut up, we’ve got company,” she hissed.

            Justin got up immediately and Aliastra dashed over and shook Slagen and hissed in his left ear, “Looks like the good doctor has betrayed us. Do you think you can manage Jasper?”

 Slagen very carefully picked up Jasper’s limp body and flung him over his shoulder. The three raced to the back of the ward pried open the heavy oak back door and found their horses, waiting for them in the stable. Aliastra flung the doors open and the four mounted their horses and raced off at top speed. All four of them were in pajamas, and Justin vaguely wondered how strange they looked. Four people on three horses, one unconscious, all galloping down the street, dashing for the gate.

            Once they had reached it Aliastra leapt off her horse and clubbed the guard on his head with the butt of her short silver sword. After a few whacks he was out cold.

            “Get the gate!” she yelled at them.

            Justin and Slagen heaved against the gate with all their might, until Aliastra yelled, “Got the key, here!”

            She threw the large gold key and Justin caught it. Slagen forced the key into the battered

lock and turned it. The gate creaked open. Aliastra had already leapt back on her horse and Justin

and Slagen were soon following her out of the city, deep into the woods.

            They stopped by a creek, deep in the woods and virtually untraceable. Justin collapsed

next to Jasper and checked his pulse. It was still beating and he was still breathing.

            Aliastra pried open one of Jasper eye lids, “It seems that the doctor may have drugged

Jasper with his evening dose of medicine, but at any rate, we’re alive.”

            She slid Jasper’s shirt off to check the scratches from the wild cat the previous night. It seemed so far away to Justin. Millenniums, even eons could have passed since the attack.

            The wounds were no longer bleeding and they were slathered in a poultice that seemed to

be healing them.

            Justin laid his head down on the grass, staring up at the starry sky. Aliastra yawned. She looked so tired.

            “I’ll sit with Jasper,” Justin volunteered.

            Aliastra smiled, “Justin, I don’t know if you will take this as a compliment, but you are absolutely nothing like your father.”

Chapter Two

April 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Posted in art, clay, colors, commands, devil, dragons, fantasy, friends, new stuff, orange, pie, random things, reading, stories, wings | 5 Comments

Malveillant whispered to Hilare in a dark corner. Hilare’s eyes grew wide with amazement as she listened to Malveillant’s words. She whispered something back, and Malveillant nodded. His claw drew a pattern in the dirt, and Hilare studied it. She added her own small shape and Malveillant’s eyebrows raised. It was clear that he was impressed with her idea. He then said something firmly to her, then flew back to his place on the shelf. Hilare glided to hers, and Terreo walked over. “What was that all about?” He asked. Hilare could feel Malveillant’s eyes on her back, and she answered a bit nervously, “Nothing.” Terreo narrowed his eyes, but said no more. Hilare was glad. Malveillant had made her promise to tell no one as of now of the plans. She couldn’t believe that Liza had planned on keeping the dragons confined in small glass containers. Display cases, Malveillant had called them. She knew that they had to keep their connection with the other dragons, and she was willing to do anything to keep it. Malveillant’s plan sounded best and simplest.

Malveillant fought to keep a smile off his face as he watched Hilare deny that anything important had been said between the two of them. Of course, what had been said was critical to the dragons. Not that it was true. Oh no, it was most definitely not true. He had known he would have to lie, but that was the easy part. He was an expert liar. And Hilare’s idea made everything so much easier, he couldn’t believe that he hadn’t thought of it before. He only needed to have Hilare tell Ferinse The Liza Scenario, and all the dragons would know within an hour. And, of course, He needed one other dragon in on his plan. Maybe Reussi, The Successful. Or Martiale, The Strong. No, he’d best go with Xeres. He had often seen Xeres in the shadows, with that glint in his eye that Malveillant knew too well.

He stared at Xeres until he had his attention. They held their gaze until Xeres stood up. Malveillant gave a half-smile. Xeres knew what he wanted. He tossed his head, indicating Xeres to follow, and walked back over to his drawing.

Xeres knew Malveillant too well. Days of watching and observing brought great knowledge to oneself. he also knew why Malveillant had been talking to Hilare, The Innocent. She would be a perfect subject of the lies in a plan. He swooped over the other sixteen dragons and landed neatly in front of the drawing, folding his royal blue wings back. “So,” he said flatly, disguising his excitement well. “What do you want me to do?”

Malveillant was yet again impressed. Xeres knew exactly why he was called, to be part of the plan. He once again outlined the same lies he had fed Hilare. He was very surprised when Xeres responded with the word “Bullcrap.”

“Excuse me?” Malveillant said.

“Bullcrap. You know that it is. So who is Hilare going to tell Ferinse told her all of that?”

Malveillant was shocked. Not only had Xeres known he was lying, he had guessed a major part of the plan. He had no choice but to tell the whole plan to Xeres.

When he had finished, Xeres nodded and said, “Good. I say you tell her to tell Fice that I told her that crap. Fice is more likely to believe that than if she says you told her.”

“Very true.” With a short nod, Malveillant sent Xeres for Hilare. And after a few minutes, he sent Hilare off. Again, he watched with satisfaction as the white dragon spoke Xeres’s name instead of his. His perfect plan was almost complete. Soon all the dragons would be helping him return to power, all because they were frantic about getting out before they were put into display cases. Display cases! Ha! If any of them had an ounce of sense they would realize that they were all capable of breaking the thin glass easily.
But this was better, because soon, he would be Malveillant the Malicious again! He would make Liza realize that she was taking life out of real dragons and putting it into small clay figurines. She was taking whatever powers they had and giving it to something small and without any authority over anything. Gone were their acquaintances, gone their reputations. He would change that, once and for all. He would go back to his happy life of friendly terrorizing and little stealing. It would all be good.

And across the room, Xeres stood, watching, thinking of his old life and what he would give to have it back.

Nobody Comes Here!!!

April 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm | Posted in people, pie, random things, stories | 2 Comments

Seriously!!! I NEED MORE READERS!!!

Pi’s story inspired me to write one of my own. Here ya go…

CHAPTER ONE

Liza sat back and admired her handiwork. Two newly finished clay sculptures sat in front of her. The small dragons stood silently, the glaze still drying. One was black with yellow legs, the other mostly blue with white speckles towards the front. Gently, she picked the two dragons up and set them on a shelf with several other clay dragons, bringing her collection up to eighteen. then she flicked off the light, walked out, and closed the door behind her.

There was a small cough. Someone grumbled, “I thought she would never leave,” which presently led to a loud argument with another voice about whether or not Liza would ever leave. “Hush,” someone yelled, and a small red something launched itself into the air. It fluttered over to the two new dragons and said sharply, “Wake up.” The two dragons, as if given life by the voice, started and shook themselves. Then they looked up to see a small red dragon standing in front of them. The dragon cocked its head and stared at them.

“Well? What are your names?” The two dragons only looked at her quizzically. The little dragon sighed impatiently. “You’ve got names, right? Right. If you don’t, make one up, and that’s what we’ll call you. For example, my name is Ferinse but everybody calls me Fice.”

One of the dragons said determinedly, “Well then, my name is- Beauom.” Fice nodded, satisfied, then turned to the black and yellow one. “Malveillant,” he said shortly. “Say, doesn’t that mean ‘evil’ in French?” called one other dragon. Malveillant thought for a moment, then nodded. One by one, the dragons then introduced themselves. Beauom tried to keep track of the names: Gerido, Jurin, Fiir, Terreo, Rhydin, Hilare, Reussi, Vanche, Martiale, Nomre, Jaqo, Finic, Quel, Zezayer, Xeres. And, of course, there was Fice.  Malveillant didn’t seem to be paying attention, but looks can be deceiving. He was paying attention, very close attention, in fact. He was figuring the secret meaning of each name, figuring out which ones he could con into helping him get out of this miserable place, get outside. if he could reach earth,  or even just touch something of the earth, He could be restored. Back to his size, his authority.

He would have his power.

More PK News with guest star!

March 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, kiwi, language, news, orange, pie, random things | 4 Comments

Welcome back people! We have a special guest today, as Promised!

AND NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR GUEST, DEVIL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, so we’ve got Devil Bug on the line today! Since no one is quite sure what species or gender Devil Bug is, Devil Bug will Simply be referred to as Devil Bug. For your personal safety Pi and I have replaced anything DevilBug says with various symbols such as ?!@#$%^&*+- and so on.

Now for the interview!

Say hello to all your fans, Devil Bug!

“@#%*&.”

Case in point.

Now, Tell us how you came to be a resident in Pi’s home.

“! @5% 1! %(#@^%@! &(*%$^ #$7^ $ %##$ %&6 $## ^& %$@#% ^? !&% #(*^ ( *&$^@ <~ @*%^ >+ *%@@^$ &#!%#)( ?=- *%@&# 9# $**# !&% >?%.”

Very nice.

Translation: I was in someone’s locker when I fell out and Pi found me.

Of course, we have edited Devil Bug’s original words because of Devil Bug’s language use, so no need to worry.

Really.

This concludes our interview for today! Return for more sometime in the near future! “!#$^%*!.”

PK News

February 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, guest, kiwi, news, people, pie, random things | 2 Comments

Hello again, folks! I’m here reporting not-so-live from Grandma’s house with my cousin, Pi! (by the way, it is pronounced ‘pie,’ not ‘pee.’(Ki is pronounced ‘kee,’ not ‘kie.’)) We have a special guest star who is coming to my and Pi’s blogs soon. His name is….(drum roll, please)…….DEVIL BUG!!! Devil Bug will be coming first to Pi’s blog then to mine. I sadly regret this fact, though it must be, for Pi owns Devil Bug.

On to more reports. Pi is holding her little sister The Baby and was very recently watching Grandpa open an unknown object. The Baby is now over by the kitchen table chasing a car. And no, The Baby is not a dog. The car is a toy car.

Pi is still in her computer chair next to me, staring transfixed at the electric slideshow screen. Oops, she got up and put her gameboy somewhere.

This is the end of today’s PK News report, people! Return same time someday in the next two weeks or less! We are over and out, people!

Yup.

January 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Posted in devil, guest, names, not me, people, random things, siblings, stolen passwords | 1 Comment

Yup. That was Bob, NOT me. Hmfp.

Seriously. That wasn’t me. Really!

Good morning, sunshine!

January 6, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Posted in devil, guest, names, not me, people, photography, random things, schedule, siblings, sleep, stolen passwords | Leave a comment

Good evening, people! (how ironic.) It’s nice to speak to y’all. This is Ki’s sister, by the way. I like to go by Wi. (Not in actuality. My name is Bob Frankenstein and my favorite food is cheese souffle. (actually it’s pizza. (actually it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. (actually it’s eggnog. (actually it’s macaroni and cheese. (actually, it’s spaghetti with alfredo sauce. (that time i was telling the truth.))))))) Por favor, don’t tell Ki that i’m writing this. it’s a secret. do you want to know what happened today in Ki’s life? I will give you an update. First, Ki woke up 10 minutes before we had to go to church. Then, Ki went to church. Then, Ki came home. Then, Ki ate tacos. Then, Ki “did homework.” Then, Ki played Uno Attack. Then, Ki played Sorry. Then, Ki fought over the dog. Then, Ki went outside with the dog. Then, Ki came inside. Now Ki is laying on the couch.

How boring.

Since Ki’s life today is sooo boring, I shall tell you about my, Bob Frankenstein’s, life today. First, Bob Frankenstein woke up 10 minutes before we had to go to church. Then, Bob Frankenstein went to church. Then, Bob Frankenstein came home. Then, Bob Frankenstein ate tacos. Then, Bob Frankenstein “did homework.” Then, Bob Frankenstein played Uno Attack. Then, Bob Frankenstein played Sorry. Then, Bob Frankenstein fought over the dog. Then, Bob Frankenstein went outside with the dog. Then, Bob Frankenstein came inside. Now Bob Frankenstein is laying on the couch.

Now that’s excitement.

Would you like to see a picture of me? Well I would, so here you go.

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Well, now is the time for the real doing of homework. icky. i hate homework. too bad. Thanks for listening, folks! Adios. Hasta luego. Au revoir. Salut. Salud.(that is the equivalent of bless you in espanol, by the way.) Okay, goodnight.

ps. sorry for being so random.

pps. even though it was fun.

ppps. maybe i should stop while i’m ahead.

pppps. even though i’m behind.

ppppps. you’re probably bored of this already.

pppppps. a long time ago.

ppppppps. goodbye.

pppppppps.  leave already!

ppppppppps. sorry that you hate me now.

pppppppppps. anyways, i’ll shut up so you can concentrate on whatever you’re doing.

JUST KIDDING!

just kidding about the just kidding. goodbye!

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