June 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Posted in colors, deleting, experiments, food, friends, kiwi, kiwi people, language, new stuff, people, pie, procrastination, random things, slacker, sleep | Leave a comment
You know, when you stop posting, people stop coming. Not that they dont stop coming anyway. Well i mean, SOME people stop coming altogether without any warning or reason or foresight or ANYTHING, and if they have a blog, then they stop posting and you know, once they stop leaving comments, then its almost not worth anything to blog anymore. cuz you don’t know if anyone is reading. and then you get this crap junk comments that you have to delete, like “car insurance” and “Free poker” and “online casino.”
what kind of life is that?
but it’s okay, because some people still come, even though they havent left comments…*cough*pi*cough*
well then. uh. i mean, um, you know…
jahh!!!!!!! blogging is a frusturating profession, you know that? you’ve got to think of something to say while keeping the reader’s attention and putting it into words and keeping it worthwhile and convincing and texting and making dragons and eating kiwis and maybe sometimes even eating pie!!! can you imagine?! AND, if you are a writer like me and you have to write in dialect, pretty soon you start blogging or talking in that dialect! remember how i said ‘you know that?’ well the other day i left a comment on pi’s blog that said “you’d best do this!!!” pretty soon I’m going to start saying, “you’re a right fool!” and people are going to look at me funny!
anyway.
people with blogs, POST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!! you will lose people’s interest! I KNOW! I have experienced it both ways! this means you out there! Yeah, you with the ice cream! *cough*pi*cough* no i’m not implying anything…
April 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Posted in art, clay, colors, commands, devil, dragons, fantasy, friends, new stuff, orange, pie, random things, reading, stories, wings | 5 Comments
Malveillant whispered to Hilare in a dark corner. Hilare’s eyes grew wide with amazement as she listened to Malveillant’s words. She whispered something back, and Malveillant nodded. His claw drew a pattern in the dirt, and Hilare studied it. She added her own small shape and Malveillant’s eyebrows raised. It was clear that he was impressed with her idea. He then said something firmly to her, then flew back to his place on the shelf. Hilare glided to hers, and Terreo walked over. “What was that all about?” He asked. Hilare could feel Malveillant’s eyes on her back, and she answered a bit nervously, “Nothing.” Terreo narrowed his eyes, but said no more. Hilare was glad. Malveillant had made her promise to tell no one as of now of the plans. She couldn’t believe that Liza had planned on keeping the dragons confined in small glass containers. Display cases, Malveillant had called them. She knew that they had to keep their connection with the other dragons, and she was willing to do anything to keep it. Malveillant’s plan sounded best and simplest.
Malveillant fought to keep a smile off his face as he watched Hilare deny that anything important had been said between the two of them. Of course, what had been said was critical to the dragons. Not that it was true. Oh no, it was most definitely not true. He had known he would have to lie, but that was the easy part. He was an expert liar. And Hilare’s idea made everything so much easier, he couldn’t believe that he hadn’t thought of it before. He only needed to have Hilare tell Ferinse The Liza Scenario, and all the dragons would know within an hour. And, of course, He needed one other dragon in on his plan. Maybe Reussi, The Successful. Or Martiale, The Strong. No, he’d best go with Xeres. He had often seen Xeres in the shadows, with that glint in his eye that Malveillant knew too well.
He stared at Xeres until he had his attention. They held their gaze until Xeres stood up. Malveillant gave a half-smile. Xeres knew what he wanted. He tossed his head, indicating Xeres to follow, and walked back over to his drawing.
Xeres knew Malveillant too well. Days of watching and observing brought great knowledge to oneself. he also knew why Malveillant had been talking to Hilare, The Innocent. She would be a perfect subject of the lies in a plan. He swooped over the other sixteen dragons and landed neatly in front of the drawing, folding his royal blue wings back. “So,” he said flatly, disguising his excitement well. “What do you want me to do?”
Malveillant was yet again impressed. Xeres knew exactly why he was called, to be part of the plan. He once again outlined the same lies he had fed Hilare. He was very surprised when Xeres responded with the word “Bullcrap.”
“Excuse me?” Malveillant said.
“Bullcrap. You know that it is. So who is Hilare going to tell Ferinse told her all of that?”
Malveillant was shocked. Not only had Xeres known he was lying, he had guessed a major part of the plan. He had no choice but to tell the whole plan to Xeres.
When he had finished, Xeres nodded and said, “Good. I say you tell her to tell Fice that I told her that crap. Fice is more likely to believe that than if she says you told her.”
“Very true.” With a short nod, Malveillant sent Xeres for Hilare. And after a few minutes, he sent Hilare off. Again, he watched with satisfaction as the white dragon spoke Xeres’s name instead of his. His perfect plan was almost complete. Soon all the dragons would be helping him return to power, all because they were frantic about getting out before they were put into display cases. Display cases! Ha! If any of them had an ounce of sense they would realize that they were all capable of breaking the thin glass easily.
But this was better, because soon, he would be Malveillant the Malicious again! He would make Liza realize that she was taking life out of real dragons and putting it into small clay figurines. She was taking whatever powers they had and giving it to something small and without any authority over anything. Gone were their acquaintances, gone their reputations. He would change that, once and for all. He would go back to his happy life of friendly terrorizing and little stealing. It would all be good.
And across the room, Xeres stood, watching, thinking of his old life and what he would give to have it back.
April 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm | Posted in people, pie, random things, stories | 2 Comments
Seriously!!! I NEED MORE READERS!!!
Pi’s story inspired me to write one of my own. Here ya go…
CHAPTER ONE
Liza sat back and admired her handiwork. Two newly finished clay sculptures sat in front of her. The small dragons stood silently, the glaze still drying. One was black with yellow legs, the other mostly blue with white speckles towards the front. Gently, she picked the two dragons up and set them on a shelf with several other clay dragons, bringing her collection up to eighteen. then she flicked off the light, walked out, and closed the door behind her.
There was a small cough. Someone grumbled, “I thought she would never leave,” which presently led to a loud argument with another voice about whether or not Liza would ever leave. “Hush,” someone yelled, and a small red something launched itself into the air. It fluttered over to the two new dragons and said sharply, “Wake up.” The two dragons, as if given life by the voice, started and shook themselves. Then they looked up to see a small red dragon standing in front of them. The dragon cocked its head and stared at them.
“Well? What are your names?” The two dragons only looked at her quizzically. The little dragon sighed impatiently. “You’ve got names, right? Right. If you don’t, make one up, and that’s what we’ll call you. For example, my name is Ferinse but everybody calls me Fice.”
One of the dragons said determinedly, “Well then, my name is- Beauom.” Fice nodded, satisfied, then turned to the black and yellow one. “Malveillant,” he said shortly. “Say, doesn’t that mean ‘evil’ in French?” called one other dragon. Malveillant thought for a moment, then nodded. One by one, the dragons then introduced themselves. Beauom tried to keep track of the names: Gerido, Jurin, Fiir, Terreo, Rhydin, Hilare, Reussi, Vanche, Martiale, Nomre, Jaqo, Finic, Quel, Zezayer, Xeres. And, of course, there was Fice. Malveillant didn’t seem to be paying attention, but looks can be deceiving. He was paying attention, very close attention, in fact. He was figuring the secret meaning of each name, figuring out which ones he could con into helping him get out of this miserable place, get outside. if he could reach earth, or even just touch something of the earth, He could be restored. Back to his size, his authority.
He would have his power.
March 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, kiwi, language, news, orange, pie, random things | 4 Comments
Welcome back people! We have a special guest today, as Promised!
AND NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR GUEST, DEVIL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so we’ve got Devil Bug on the line today! Since no one is quite sure what species or gender Devil Bug is, Devil Bug will Simply be referred to as Devil Bug. For your personal safety Pi and I have replaced anything DevilBug says with various symbols such as ?!@#$%^&*+- and so on.
Now for the interview!
Say hello to all your fans, Devil Bug!
“@#%*&.”
Case in point.
Now, Tell us how you came to be a resident in Pi’s home.
“! @5% 1! %(#@^%@! &(*%$^ #$7^ $ %##$ %&6 $## ^& %$@#% ^? !&% #(*^ ( *&$^@ <~ @*%^ >+ *%@@^$ &#!%#)( ?=- *%@&# 9# $**# !&% >?%.”
Very nice.
Translation: I was in someone’s locker when I fell out and Pi found me.
Of course, we have edited Devil Bug’s original words because of Devil Bug’s language use, so no need to worry.
Really.
This concludes our interview for today! Return for more sometime in the near future! “!#$^%*!.”
February 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, guest, kiwi, news, people, pie, random things | 2 Comments
Hello again, folks! I’m here reporting not-so-live from Grandma’s house with my cousin, Pi! (by the way, it is pronounced ‘pie,’ not ‘pee.’(Ki is pronounced ‘kee,’ not ‘kie.’)) We have a special guest star who is coming to my and Pi’s blogs soon. His name is….(drum roll, please)…….DEVIL BUG!!! Devil Bug will be coming first to Pi’s blog then to mine. I sadly regret this fact, though it must be, for Pi owns Devil Bug.
On to more reports. Pi is holding her little sister The Baby and was very recently watching Grandpa open an unknown object. The Baby is now over by the kitchen table chasing a car. And no, The Baby is not a dog. The car is a toy car.
Pi is still in her computer chair next to me, staring transfixed at the electric slideshow screen. Oops, she got up and put her gameboy somewhere.
This is the end of today’s PK News report, people! Return same time someday in the next two weeks or less! We are over and out, people!
January 5, 2008 at 10:37 pm | Posted in art, clay, colors, dragons, friends, kiwi, kiwi people, people, pie, random things, sleep | 1 Comment
Okay, so yesterday I told you that I’d probably have pictures of my dragons. Well, I lied. Kind of. I started to get the pictures but they got messed up, so I had to quit until tomorrow. Anyway, I still have some good things to say.
So, I did go shopping, and now you shall find out what I bought! I bought thirty new colors of clay (!) and fourteen clayworking tools.
Ha, Pi! Take that! (She thought I had a pitiful collection of colors when I visited.)
I bought ten kiwis today! Figures. After all, my name is Ki. Hey! I just decided that I will stick toothpicks in them and they’ll be kiwi people!
Anyway it’s getting late and I have to sleep.
so there will be pix tomorrow!
January 3, 2008 at 4:19 am | Posted in experiments, friends, kiwi people, new stuff, pie, procrastination, random things, reading, schedule, slacker, sleep | Leave a comment
Hey anybody who is actually reading this! Welcome to my brand- new awesome blog! I can’t believe I am actually writing this to go on a blog that is mine personally. I have waited two months for this moment! News flash: I am tired. Well, I should be! After all, it is the first day after Winter Break which makes it all the harder because two days ago I got to sleep at two- thirty. I think every one I saw today at school was tired. including the teachers.
Oh blah. I don’t have time to write any more, so the next post really will be pretty long.