More PK News with guest star!
March 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, kiwi, language, news, orange, pie, random things | 4 CommentsWelcome back people! We have a special guest today, as Promised!
AND NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR GUEST, DEVIL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so we’ve got Devil Bug on the line today! Since no one is quite sure what species or gender Devil Bug is, Devil Bug will Simply be referred to as Devil Bug. For your personal safety Pi and I have replaced anything DevilBug says with various symbols such as ?!@#$%^&*+- and so on.
Now for the interview!
Say hello to all your fans, Devil Bug!
“@#%*&.”
Case in point.
Now, Tell us how you came to be a resident in Pi’s home.
“! @5% 1! %(#@^%@! &(*%$^ #$7^ $ %##$ %&6 $## ^& %$@#% ^? !&% #(*^ ( *&$^@ <~ @*%^ >+ *%@@^$ &#!%#)( ?=- *%@&# 9# $**# !&% >?%.”
Very nice.
Translation: I was in someone’s locker when I fell out and Pi found me.
Of course, we have edited Devil Bug’s original words because of Devil Bug’s language use, so no need to worry.
Really.
This concludes our interview for today! Return for more sometime in the near future! “!#$^%*!.”
PK News
February 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, guest, kiwi, news, people, pie, random things | 2 CommentsHello again, folks! I’m here reporting not-so-live from Grandma’s house with my cousin, Pi! (by the way, it is pronounced ‘pie,’ not ‘pee.’(Ki is pronounced ‘kee,’ not ‘kie.’)) We have a special guest star who is coming to my and Pi’s blogs soon. His name is….(drum roll, please)…….DEVIL BUG!!! Devil Bug will be coming first to Pi’s blog then to mine. I sadly regret this fact, though it must be, for Pi owns Devil Bug.
On to more reports. Pi is holding her little sister The Baby and was very recently watching Grandpa open an unknown object. The Baby is now over by the kitchen table chasing a car. And no, The Baby is not a dog. The car is a toy car.
Pi is still in her computer chair next to me, staring transfixed at the electric slideshow screen. Oops, she got up and put her gameboy somewhere.
This is the end of today’s PK News report, people! Return same time someday in the next two weeks or less! We are over and out, people!
Just Another Boring Day
January 4, 2008 at 4:38 am | Posted in bugs, kiwi, news, noises, people, procrastination, random things, reading, testing | Leave a commentIt really was a boring day today. I did nothing, I read nothing, and I found nothing out except that I have to take CRTs next Tuesday. Bleh. Oh dear. I just noticed that in the upper right- hand corner of this screen it says, ‘Howdy, dragonstars.’ That’s kind of dumb. No offense, wordpress dudes.
Anyway, I actually finished EVERYTHING today. EVERYTHING!!! I, the great procrastinator Ki (as in kiwi person, ya know) actually finished all my practicing, jobs, homework, etc. Yay!
Oh poo. I have to go again. Well, I shall see you tomorrow, or today, depending on when you read this post. So TTYL!
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