Well, uh, you know…
June 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Posted in colors, deleting, experiments, food, friends, kiwi, kiwi people, language, new stuff, people, pie, procrastination, random things, slacker, sleep | Leave a commentYou know, when you stop posting, people stop coming. Not that they dont stop coming anyway. Well i mean, SOME people stop coming altogether without any warning or reason or foresight or ANYTHING, and if they have a blog, then they stop posting and you know, once they stop leaving comments, then its almost not worth anything to blog anymore. cuz you don’t know if anyone is reading. and then you get this crap junk comments that you have to delete, like “car insurance” and “Free poker” and “online casino.”
what kind of life is that?
but it’s okay, because some people still come, even though they havent left comments…*cough*pi*cough*
well then. uh. i mean, um, you know…
jahh!!!!!!! blogging is a frusturating profession, you know that? you’ve got to think of something to say while keeping the reader’s attention and putting it into words and keeping it worthwhile and convincing and texting and making dragons and eating kiwis and maybe sometimes even eating pie!!! can you imagine?! AND, if you are a writer like me and you have to write in dialect, pretty soon you start blogging or talking in that dialect! remember how i said ‘you know that?’ well the other day i left a comment on pi’s blog that said “you’d best do this!!!” pretty soon I’m going to start saying, “you’re a right fool!” and people are going to look at me funny! 
anyway.
people with blogs, POST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!! you will lose people’s interest! I KNOW! I have experienced it both ways! this means you out there! Yeah, you with the ice cream! *cough*pi*cough* no i’m not implying anything… 
More PK News with guest star!
March 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, kiwi, language, news, orange, pie, random things | 4 CommentsWelcome back people! We have a special guest today, as Promised!
AND NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR GUEST, DEVIL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so we’ve got Devil Bug on the line today! Since no one is quite sure what species or gender Devil Bug is, Devil Bug will Simply be referred to as Devil Bug. For your personal safety Pi and I have replaced anything DevilBug says with various symbols such as ?!@#$%^&*+- and so on.
Now for the interview!
Say hello to all your fans, Devil Bug!
“@#%*&.”
Case in point.
Now, Tell us how you came to be a resident in Pi’s home.
“! @5% 1! %(#@^%@! &(*%$^ #$7^ $ %##$ %&6 $## ^& %$@#% ^? !&% #(*^ ( *&$^@ <~ @*%^ >+ *%@@^$ &#!%#)( ?=- *%@&# 9# $**# !&% >?%.”
Very nice.
Translation: I was in someone’s locker when I fell out and Pi found me.
Of course, we have edited Devil Bug’s original words because of Devil Bug’s language use, so no need to worry.
Really.
This concludes our interview for today! Return for more sometime in the near future! “!#$^%*!.”
PK News
February 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, guest, kiwi, news, people, pie, random things | 2 CommentsHello again, folks! I’m here reporting not-so-live from Grandma’s house with my cousin, Pi! (by the way, it is pronounced ‘pie,’ not ‘pee.’(Ki is pronounced ‘kee,’ not ‘kie.’)) We have a special guest star who is coming to my and Pi’s blogs soon. His name is….(drum roll, please)…….DEVIL BUG!!! Devil Bug will be coming first to Pi’s blog then to mine. I sadly regret this fact, though it must be, for Pi owns Devil Bug.
On to more reports. Pi is holding her little sister The Baby and was very recently watching Grandpa open an unknown object. The Baby is now over by the kitchen table chasing a car. And no, The Baby is not a dog. The car is a toy car.
Pi is still in her computer chair next to me, staring transfixed at the electric slideshow screen. Oops, she got up and put her gameboy somewhere.
This is the end of today’s PK News report, people! Return same time someday in the next two weeks or less! We are over and out, people!
Now The Time Is Here
February 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Posted in art, clay, colors, dragons, friends, guest, kiwi, names, photography, wings | Leave a commentHooray! I finally have time to blog for once. And even though there are more dragons than this, I don’t have pictures of all of them. This is what I have.
Okay, here goes:
This is the king, Galacticy.
This is my special dragon. His name is Colin.
This is the Queen and Prince, Solia and Lunaxiar.
This guy is the old wise one, named Raliento.(His wings are folded back.)
Here’s a mother and her son, Allira and Kiance(KIE- ants).
And so forth proceeds the nerd. That didn’t make any sense. His name is Mattias.
Now for some warriors. This is Owlmio.
This pretty lady (actually she is quite fierce) is named Friele (FREE-ell-uh).
Like Father, like Son! (that was really random but oh well it sounds good.) This is Herrol and Jayko.
This is Kien (KEE- ehn, but it sounds like Ken because you say the vowels so fast)
This dragon is also pretty special because Pi made him for me. He is my sorcery dragon. His name is Socero.
This was my very first dragon. His name is Spearite. He’s the medicine dragon.
This is Sparct. he is Yve’s son.
Crap. some of my pictures are MISSING!!!!! Yve, Owlmin, Kelle, and so on aren’t there. I shall have to showthem to you in a later post. Have fun watching Superbowl commercials!!!
Hey, Hey, Hey
January 5, 2008 at 10:37 pm | Posted in art, clay, colors, dragons, friends, kiwi, kiwi people, people, pie, random things, sleep | 1 CommentOkay, so yesterday I told you that I’d probably have pictures of my dragons. Well, I lied. Kind of. I started to get the pictures but they got messed up, so I had to quit until tomorrow. Anyway, I still have some good things to say.
So, I did go shopping, and now you shall find out what I bought! I bought thirty new colors of clay (!) and fourteen clayworking tools. 
Ha, Pi! Take that! (She thought I had a pitiful collection of colors when I visited.)
I bought ten kiwis today! Figures. After all, my name is Ki. Hey! I just decided that I will stick toothpicks in them and they’ll be kiwi people!
Anyway it’s getting late and I have to sleep. so there will be pix tomorrow!
Guess what? No, I said GUESS!
January 5, 2008 at 5:29 am | Posted in bugs, commands, deleting, devil, food, friends, kiwi, names, noises, random things, sleep, testing | Leave a commentHey, I did say guess. But anyway, I did okay on my SRIs today. SRIs are computer reading tests, by the way. It wasn’t exactly fun, but afterwards I did get to draw a really awesome picture.
Okay, so a few weeks ago my friend whom I shall call Noodle, my best friend who wants me to call her Barbie for some strange, unknown reason, and I were talking about what would happen if you named a dog Sit.
Learning tricks: “Roll over, Sit! No! Don’t sit! I said roll over! Very good. Now, stand up, Sit! No! Stand up, Sit! No!” and so on.
Outside: “Come, Sit! Sit! SIT! Aaaahhhh! COME, SIT! LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR, SIT!”
Inside: “Sit, Sit! Good. Now, come, Sit! No! NO! COME, Sit! AAAAAAHHHHH! NO!!! Carpet no toilet paper!!!!!”
Then Noodle said, “You would probably have to teach the dog how to sit by renaming the command ‘contact’ or ‘bottom.’”
My cousin Pi makes dragons. Hey, guess what? Guess! No really. So do I! Mine are a lot bigger than hers, and quote Pi: “their tails are super thin and constantly have to be repaired with super glue.” Well, that was before. now the tails are a bit thicker and don’t break nearly as often, which IS a good thing. Now I don’t use even close to the amount of glue that I used to. We both sell them, too. She sells them for $3.50, and I sell them for $2.00. Pi’s are a bit pricey, if you ask me. No offense, Pi. You will probably make more money than me anyway, depending on how many you sell and how many I do.
Anyway, there will hopefully be pictures of my dragons tomorrow, and of Pi’s the next. You shall see!!! (So shall I, apparently.)
I want to go shopping tomorrow. But not just any shopping, my friends! I know exactly what I want and I probably know where to get it! What a surprise. I’ll tell you tomorrow, but untill then you have to wait in suspenseful waiting! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Urg. That ‘Hello, world!’ “post” is still there. PLEASE, somebody tell me how to delete it! I must know! I will die young if I do not delete it!!!
Not really.
Still, it does bug me. I’ll figure it out. Someday.
‘Howdy, dragonstars.’ is still there too. Why in the world does it say ‘howdy?’ Why can’t it say ‘hi’ or ‘welcome’ or even ‘yo?’
Arg. Urgh. Bleh. AAHH! Oh, you’re still here? I guess I’d better say something about something instead of boring you to death by making strange noises by myself for fun. Oh, no! I’M ALL OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!!!
I guess that means I should end this post. This one was pretty long, wasn’t it? Longest I’ve ever written. Of course. So. Oh, gosh! Why is it always hard to end posts?! Here, I’ll make it quick: seeya tomorrow!
Wasn’t that wonderfully short?
Just Another Boring Day
January 4, 2008 at 4:38 am | Posted in bugs, kiwi, news, noises, people, procrastination, random things, reading, testing | Leave a commentIt really was a boring day today. I did nothing, I read nothing, and I found nothing out except that I have to take CRTs next Tuesday. Bleh. Oh dear. I just noticed that in the upper right- hand corner of this screen it says, ‘Howdy, dragonstars.’ That’s kind of dumb. No offense, wordpress dudes.
Anyway, I actually finished EVERYTHING today. EVERYTHING!!! I, the great procrastinator Ki (as in kiwi person, ya know) actually finished all my practicing, jobs, homework, etc. Yay!
Oh poo. I have to go again. Well, I shall see you tomorrow, or today, depending on when you read this post. So TTYL!
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