More PK News with guest star!
March 2, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, kiwi, language, news, orange, pie, random things | 4 CommentsWelcome back people! We have a special guest today, as Promised!
AND NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR GUEST, DEVIL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so we’ve got Devil Bug on the line today! Since no one is quite sure what species or gender Devil Bug is, Devil Bug will Simply be referred to as Devil Bug. For your personal safety Pi and I have replaced anything DevilBug says with various symbols such as ?!@#$%^&*+- and so on.
Now for the interview!
Say hello to all your fans, Devil Bug!
“@#%*&.”
Case in point.
Now, Tell us how you came to be a resident in Pi’s home.
“! @5% 1! %(#@^%@! &(*%$^ #$7^ $ %##$ %&6 $## ^& %$@#% ^? !&% #(*^ ( *&$^@ <~ @*%^ >+ *%@@^$ &#!%#)( ?=- *%@&# 9# $**# !&% >?%.”
Very nice.
Translation: I was in someone’s locker when I fell out and Pi found me.
Of course, we have edited Devil Bug’s original words because of Devil Bug’s language use, so no need to worry.
Really.
This concludes our interview for today! Return for more sometime in the near future! “!#$^%*!.”
PK News
February 16, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Posted in bugs, devil, guest, kiwi, news, people, pie, random things | 2 CommentsHello again, folks! I’m here reporting not-so-live from Grandma’s house with my cousin, Pi! (by the way, it is pronounced ‘pie,’ not ‘pee.’(Ki is pronounced ‘kee,’ not ‘kie.’)) We have a special guest star who is coming to my and Pi’s blogs soon. His name is….(drum roll, please)…….DEVIL BUG!!! Devil Bug will be coming first to Pi’s blog then to mine. I sadly regret this fact, though it must be, for Pi owns Devil Bug.
On to more reports. Pi is holding her little sister The Baby and was very recently watching Grandpa open an unknown object. The Baby is now over by the kitchen table chasing a car. And no, The Baby is not a dog. The car is a toy car.
Pi is still in her computer chair next to me, staring transfixed at the electric slideshow screen. Oops, she got up and put her gameboy somewhere.
This is the end of today’s PK News report, people! Return same time someday in the next two weeks or less! We are over and out, people!
Yup.
January 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Posted in devil, guest, names, not me, people, random things, siblings, stolen passwords | 1 CommentYup. That was Bob, NOT me. Hmfp.
Seriously. That wasn’t me. Really!
Good morning, sunshine!
January 6, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Posted in devil, guest, names, not me, people, photography, random things, schedule, siblings, sleep, stolen passwords | Leave a commentGood evening, people! (how ironic.) It’s nice to speak to y’all. This is Ki’s sister, by the way. I like to go by Wi. (Not in actuality. My name is Bob Frankenstein and my favorite food is cheese souffle. (actually it’s pizza. (actually it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. (actually it’s eggnog. (actually it’s macaroni and cheese. (actually, it’s spaghetti with alfredo sauce. (that time i was telling the truth.))))))) Por favor, don’t tell Ki that i’m writing this. it’s a secret. do you want to know what happened today in Ki’s life? I will give you an update. First, Ki woke up 10 minutes before we had to go to church. Then, Ki went to church. Then, Ki came home. Then, Ki ate tacos. Then, Ki “did homework.” Then, Ki played Uno Attack. Then, Ki played Sorry. Then, Ki fought over the dog. Then, Ki went outside with the dog. Then, Ki came inside. Now Ki is laying on the couch.
How boring.
Since Ki’s life today is sooo boring, I shall tell you about my, Bob Frankenstein’s, life today. First, Bob Frankenstein woke up 10 minutes before we had to go to church. Then, Bob Frankenstein went to church. Then, Bob Frankenstein came home. Then, Bob Frankenstein ate tacos. Then, Bob Frankenstein “did homework.” Then, Bob Frankenstein played Uno Attack. Then, Bob Frankenstein played Sorry. Then, Bob Frankenstein fought over the dog. Then, Bob Frankenstein went outside with the dog. Then, Bob Frankenstein came inside. Now Bob Frankenstein is laying on the couch.
Now that’s excitement.
Would you like to see a picture of me? Well I would, so here you go.
Well, now is the time for the real doing of homework. icky. i hate homework. too bad. Thanks for listening, folks! Adios. Hasta luego. Au revoir. Salut. Salud.(that is the equivalent of bless you in espanol, by the way.) Okay, goodnight.
ps. sorry for being so random.
pps. even though it was fun.
ppps. maybe i should stop while i’m ahead.
pppps. even though i’m behind.
ppppps. you’re probably bored of this already.
pppppps. a long time ago.
ppppppps. goodbye.
pppppppps. leave already!
ppppppppps. sorry that you hate me now.
pppppppppps. anyways, i’ll shut up so you can concentrate on whatever you’re doing.
JUST KIDDING!
just kidding about the just kidding. goodbye!
Guess what? No, I said GUESS!
January 5, 2008 at 5:29 am | Posted in bugs, commands, deleting, devil, food, friends, kiwi, names, noises, random things, sleep, testing | Leave a commentHey, I did say guess. But anyway, I did okay on my SRIs today. SRIs are computer reading tests, by the way. It wasn’t exactly fun, but afterwards I did get to draw a really awesome picture.
Okay, so a few weeks ago my friend whom I shall call Noodle, my best friend who wants me to call her Barbie for some strange, unknown reason, and I were talking about what would happen if you named a dog Sit.
Learning tricks: “Roll over, Sit! No! Don’t sit! I said roll over! Very good. Now, stand up, Sit! No! Stand up, Sit! No!” and so on.
Outside: “Come, Sit! Sit! SIT! Aaaahhhh! COME, SIT! LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR, SIT!”
Inside: “Sit, Sit! Good. Now, come, Sit! No! NO! COME, Sit! AAAAAAHHHHH! NO!!! Carpet no toilet paper!!!!!”
Then Noodle said, “You would probably have to teach the dog how to sit by renaming the command ‘contact’ or ‘bottom.’”
My cousin Pi makes dragons. Hey, guess what? Guess! No really. So do I! Mine are a lot bigger than hers, and quote Pi: “their tails are super thin and constantly have to be repaired with super glue.” Well, that was before. now the tails are a bit thicker and don’t break nearly as often, which IS a good thing. Now I don’t use even close to the amount of glue that I used to. We both sell them, too. She sells them for $3.50, and I sell them for $2.00. Pi’s are a bit pricey, if you ask me. No offense, Pi. You will probably make more money than me anyway, depending on how many you sell and how many I do.
Anyway, there will hopefully be pictures of my dragons tomorrow, and of Pi’s the next. You shall see!!! (So shall I, apparently.)
I want to go shopping tomorrow. But not just any shopping, my friends! I know exactly what I want and I probably know where to get it! What a surprise. I’ll tell you tomorrow, but untill then you have to wait in suspenseful waiting! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Urg. That ‘Hello, world!’ “post” is still there. PLEASE, somebody tell me how to delete it! I must know! I will die young if I do not delete it!!!
Not really.
Still, it does bug me. I’ll figure it out. Someday.
‘Howdy, dragonstars.’ is still there too. Why in the world does it say ‘howdy?’ Why can’t it say ‘hi’ or ‘welcome’ or even ‘yo?’
Arg. Urgh. Bleh. AAHH! Oh, you’re still here? I guess I’d better say something about something instead of boring you to death by making strange noises by myself for fun. Oh, no! I’M ALL OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!!!
I guess that means I should end this post. This one was pretty long, wasn’t it? Longest I’ve ever written. Of course. So. Oh, gosh! Why is it always hard to end posts?! Here, I’ll make it quick: seeya tomorrow!
Wasn’t that wonderfully short?
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